Amber and I have this habit of never calling anything by it’s real name. She suggested I share some examples:

• Amber = “Ber”
• Bagheera = “Baggy Pants”
• The TV show Psych = “Pineapple”
• Staying in bed cuz you feel like it = “Burritoing”
• A Candy Corn-flavored latte = “Candy Corn Kate Spade”

That last one barely makes any sense but it really has stuck.