• … and all I can think about is how hilarious the Wilhelm scream is.

    Okay, also how young Alfred Molina looks.

    I opted out of using the picture of spikes running through Alfred.
    I opted out of using the picture of spikes running through Alfred.

    But the Wilhelm screams in Indiana Jones aren’t as wonderfully done as they are in Star Wars.

  • Since I started playing Ingress I’ve found myself walking down streets I’d never normally walk, staring at buildings I’d never looked at before, and finding details that bring joy to the few who are willing to notice. But there’s a moment for every Ingress player when they start appreciating cemeteries.

    The St. Louis Cemetery in Louisville, KY
    The St. Louis Cemetery in Louisville, KY

    The backbone of Ingress is walking around from portal to portal. Portals can be nearly anything that is interesting, unique, or brings value to a community. Artwork and murals are popular portals, and nearly every church is a portal. But sometimes a bar in the right neighborhood is a portal too — or maybe that stone pig outside of the BBQ restaurant is a portal even if the restaurant is not.

    Cemeteries are valuable to Ingress players because they almost assuredly contain multiple portals. With so many beautiful sculptures, and the way so many cultures venerate death — it makes sense that agents battling each other over the future of humans’ minds would be concerned with how we treat a hallowed ground.

    In the real world, I want little to do with cemeteries after my passing. I don’t like asking for anyone to take care of me now, and I certainly wouldn’t expect it after I’m dead. Cremation just makes more sense to me. But I’ve taken a few walks through cemeteries for Ingress now, and I really do like the peace they project.

    Since I go in there to hack portals, I also get drawn to specific works less than the idea of “cemetery” as a whole. The various crosses and simple rectangles are nice, to be sure, but when someone has built a pavilion of ionic columns surrounding a life-sized sculpture of himself — with an angel on its roof, no less — it’s hard not to take a look while in you’re in the neighborhood. I guess that’s why they built it that way in the first place.

    Their memory will be honored with my level 8 resonator.

  • It’s hard to announce this, but it’s time:

    Farewell! || Gus Bus Trivia

  • I don’t wanna. Ber, when asked for blog post ideas

    I probably wasn’t supposed to put this on the internet.

  • I’m sitting at Quill’s Coffee on Baxter and this is staring at me.

    Oh shit, who was vice president in 2012?
    Oh shit, who was vice president in 2012?

    I had planned to get a little bit of Gus Bus Trivia writing done before this… but now I think I’ll just sit here nervously and wait.

  • Some wedding advice from The Onion today included this tip:

    Instead of hiring a DJ, don’t.

    Amber and I totally did that! 🙂

    Budget Wedding Tips || The Onion

  • My only beef with the game of Ingress is that the story is very confusing. It’s neat in a way, though. The story develops less within the scanner application, more using YouTube and Google+ and other websites – the way a story would be broadcast in real life nowadays.

    That is, if anyone in real life used Google+ other than Ingress players.

    But because of that, until you really start digging it can be confusing to know what’s going on. The more Ingress Report videos you watch, you realize that it moves at a slow pace along with the live events, called anomalies. So you kind of get the hang of the current situation as you level up. But I have no idea what’s gone on in the last two years.

    An agent compiled this post of the Niantic-provided resources about the story and it looks to be very helpful, so I wanted to share it.

    https://plus.google.com/+SimonGreen85/posts/X2c6o4UVh8d

    I’m hoping to get ‘caught up’ on the story by the time the #Persepolis anomalies get going. There’s one in Nashville, TN that I plan to attend. Find one near you from this list:

    https://plus.google.com/+Ingress/posts/KMmrcfpZRdL